The average holiday fashion consists of reindeer awkwardly printed on sweaters that are not only mundane but also uncomfortably itchy. This year, however, the perspective is different.
This year, Sunnyvale’s got your back.
We all know and love The Trailer Park Boys, so this next piece of information will be of no surprise: The Trailer Park Boys Christmas Lights T-shirt is one more step into the madness of holiday apparel.
Why You’ll Love Trailer Park Boys Christmas Tee
The shirt features the classic characters and wilder than ever Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles, along with a few kitties featuring their favorite summer outfits.
The shirt’s target audience is anyone who knows what a Sunnyvale Christmas means. To properly envision this, think of a chaotic ball of twinkling lights and a string of holiday talent woven in with drama exclusively fueled by propane.
Get ready to slip into the “dress code” of America’s Christmas
The T-shirt portrays the color prototype of Bubbles spirit jerseys but has a little different twist to the outlook – instead of Bubbles spirit jerseys, it resembles Bubbles fused with sheer genius cat hair.
The shirt is made of soft cotton, which adds to the snooze fest of grade-a vacation.
The astonishing material guarantees a worry-free experience when you go to the liquor store or for a refreshing walk in Nova Scotia. You’ll also get the uncanny energy that can only be contributed to TPB.
You can wear this for granny’s New Year’s tea party and look dignified.
This isn’t simply a t-shirt but a proclamation, a battle cry, an elegantly audacious sentiment that contradicts festive holiday clothing.
Wear it to the office, and watch as your boss is utterly befuddled. Please wear it for a family get-together and be hailed as the best cousin of all time. Better yet, gift it to the friend who drunkenly attempted to explicate Lahey’s philosophy at two in the morning.
Let us be real; it is for a select number of individuals; if you know, you know.
Make no mistake; that shirt is not solely meant for jokes. It is a token of appreciation for the true fans who understand that deep down, beneath all the alcohol, chaos, and incarceration, Sunnyvale is wholesome.
So, please. Go ahead. While pouring yourself a rum and coke, slip on a TPB Christmas tee and turn on the lights (and the chaos).